Not to a beachfront condo or high-rise industrial loft (a girl can dream but a girl should also limit the hours of HGTV she watches), but to a fancy pants new blog.

Come on over and check out my new digs!

Soon, there won’t be much left to see here, unless your name happens to be “Big Shot Client in Need of Freelance Writing.” In which case, [insert firm but not masculine handshake and charming but not too flirty eye contact here] hello there.