11 Things You Can Do Working from Home Normally Frowned Upon in Office Settings
- Mimic the noises your dog makes back to him to see if you can have a conversation.
- Show up without shoes. But with purple socks on.
- Pee with the door open.
- Proofread out loud. In character.
- Eat cereal at your desk. And chips and salsa. During the same lunch hour.
- Roll your eyes and laugh out loud at the ridiculous, last minute request in your inbox.
- Decide not to swap the post-shower towel for actual clothes.
- Decide not to shower.
- Keep the same Amos Lee song on repeat for the entire workday. Or at least until you can nail that high note in the bridge.
- Adjust the blinds specifically for optimal neighbor stalking.
- Start working at 5p.m. because you are not in control of when Bravo schedules Real Housewives marathons*.
(*This was actually 10 items until I woke up this morning. Life really is about being open to change.)