Not Exactly Sexting

Text from her: Hey thanks for pulling the trash cans to the road : (

Text from him: I realized that halfway out of the neighborhood and I was late

Later that day…

Text from him: I have injury clinic tonight 6-7pm. We can eat leftover tacos.

Text from her: Already put chicken out. Strike two, noa.

Text from him: But yesterday I was so good.

Later that night…

Text from him: Sean and some guys want to grab a quick beer if thats ok.

Text from her: Saw that coming. Whatevs, up to my eyeballs in brit lit.

Later that same night…

Her: So where did you guys end up going?

Him: There was a place right across the stree–

Her: You went to Hooters.

Him: Yeah. We did.

Her: *sigh*

Him: Seriously? They were stockings under their shorts!

And, to be fair…

the following day…

Text from him: What’s our vet’s name?

Text from her: Not sure, but it’s a guy…