Reader’s Choice

I haven’t blogged in awhile because:

a. this is consuming my free time.

b. my computer cord is broken and my husband’s computer freezes if I sneeze or make a sudden movement or think of a word containing the letter “e.”

c. Kanye West stole my computer and told the world that my blogs are ok but Dooce has the greatest blogs of all time. And I was speechless.

d. it took three whole months for my creative well to run dry. The result: multiple choice blogs.