Mimic the noises your dog makes back to him to see if you can have a conversation.
Show up without shoes. But with purple socks on.
Pee with the door open.
Proofread out loud. In character.
Eat cereal at your desk. And chips and salsa. During the same lunch hour.
Roll your eyes and laugh out loud at the ridiculous, last minute request in your inbox.
Decide not to swap the post-shower towel for actual clothes.
Decide not to shower.
Keep the same Amos Lee song on repeat …
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Oh, my big, gangly dog. He’s turned into a playful, excitable load of people and dog-friendly fun (unless you ask that one Verizon installation tech who was looking at him in all kinds of the wrong way and whose story we’ll save for a different day). But he’s awfully scary looking. I would certainly keep my distance if I hadn’t seen the way he darts into the house when the wind blows a leaf out of place. He’s tall and …